The Great Escape

I enjoy Gwen stefani. Her thoughtful lyrics and impeccable dress sense set my monkey heart afire. I am also very pleased she is so aware of monkey culture. She is among the only pop artist i know that is willing to sing with the deep emotion that only the mating noise of a monkey can manage (00:16-00:32) I figure this means that she is down for a bit of playtime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA
I should take her out to dinner some time.

Today i escaped that hell hole. never again will i be confined to jeans or shirts or any type of cameron stanky clothes.
I took his skateboard and escaped!
Apparenly there are these cycleways that run through all the major suburbs on their way to town. Its a safe way to get to town on a bike (or skateboard) why the hell don't New Zealand cities have this?

 The concrete was smooth and it was a great ride. i can see why Cameron loves skating. It follows the Yarra river all the way to town. The Yarra was looking wonderful today. A pristine brown.
Didn't see any animals in it. Not really surprised. I wouldn't wash myself in that. It might scour off my orange tan.

Its about 7 km to the city via this path and they have convenient seats and water fountains along the way (INVEST IN PUBLIC WORKS JOHN KEY YOU PRICK) I had a nap here and thought about how goddamn awesome i am. The lady in the car looked at me funny so made a charming face at her and she scowled harder.
Australian people are funny.

 Along the path i found not one but three bouldering walls. It was amazing that the city council thought to build these. I could not use them despite having opposable thumbs i cannot actually move them out of prayer stance. Unfortunate as it was i had to move on.

Melbourne people like graffiti. I do too. i have always liked colour over grey. This is some of the Graffiti and it was pretty rocking.

I do not know what this is but it looks like a poodle. I dont like poodles because they look like prissy sheep but i like this one because its got some class.

This is me riding elephant. I do not like elephant because i feel that elephant is liked more than monkeys. Everyone know Ganesh but no one cares about Hannuman. I AM A GOD TOO DAMNIT. I show my dislike of elephant by putting my bum on his head. that will show him. I have been told that there are 50 of these elephants around Melbourne i am going to make it my mission to find them and put my bum on each and every one of them. That will show Ganesh.
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 I like this one because it had monkeys showing love on it. it made me think i should forgive Ganesh my brother.
Then i thought about all the noogies and i continued to put my butt on things
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 Peek-a-boo!
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You know what New Zealand lacks? Street vendors.
Melbourne doesnt lack this
Melbourne 1
New Zealand 0
Atheists 0
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 Damn that panda is happy.
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 This Elephant was incredible. it was completely covered in mosaic. it was really beautiful.
And now my butt is on it
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 Person who took picture could not get camera focused. Too many people walking by meant i didn't try again.
Blurry 10/50

After all that my butt was sore so i went down some alleys and hoped my butt didnt get any sorer because i did.
In Melbourne it seems that the local government has given the alleyways to the graffiti artists. Its incredible, they do some amazing work.

 For some reason i thought these would come out good even though i took them while skateboarding.

But they didn't. regardless i like the photos. see that alcove up there ^ i sat and ate a burger there. it was mediocre but it was free.
I had a good escape today. i saw many things. talked to less people than i thought i shouldve but i had a good time. i made my way back home to take my place underneath my tree.
I think i'll call him dave.
Courage be with you
Hannuman