My name is Hannuman and for the last few days i have been wrapped up in Camerons pants.
It is a horrific place. Camerons pants. He tells me it is for my protection. He tells me that i might smash if i were to be left in the bag uncovered by pants. He is a liar and only uses me for my devilish good looks and bright orange charm. It is painful, yes, but i am the god of courage and i will continue onward.
Atleast he let rest under this bitching tree on my brief reprieves from his stankass.

I will be talking to you guys later.
Courage be with you
Hannuman