"Its an unfortunate day when the citizens of our country show no willingnness to secure their own future. I find it a damning indictment of our education system when our people believe that they are entitled to what everyone else has to pay for. With so little interest from the demographics that these asset sales effect most one can only come to the conclusion that they wish to see them sold to foreign companies." Key said to an audience on Monday.
He was, of course, referring to the recent Ministry of Social Development report that stated that:
" ...99% of citizens of the 7 and under age bracket do not intend to buy shares in our power generating assets"
A shocking statement for most New Zealanders as it shows once and for all that this young generation is indeed, the worst generation to have ever have existed.
So what exactly has caused our children to be so entitled?
Most people would say that it is because the majority of kids these days have grown up attached to the welfare state. They have gotten used to free healthcare and education and expect that the government should give them everything.
Some others (probably extremists) defend the children saying "Why should children have to pay for what was theirs before? Wait.. Why was there a report written about this? isn't that a grand waste of taxpayer money? Who the hell are you?"
A classic socialist tactic. Shift the topic of conversation away from the point at hand. I had to make a hasty escape as the extremist got more and more agitated. It is unfortunate some people have no regard for journalistic integrity.
I continued my way around the school and found a group of children at play. I beckoned them over to have an interview.
"Why is it that your generation doesn't want to pay for its electricity?" I asked politely.
The children looked confused, they had obviously never paid for electricity in their life or anything else for that matter.
"You do realise if you don't buy shares the Chinese will buy all our electricity? Do you really want that?"
At this point one of the children began crying liberal crocodile tears at the thought of paying something.
"Do you think that everything will just be handed to you? Do you even care about your fellow man? Who the fuck do you think you are?"
The interview was cut short by police who apprehended me roughly. It was at this point that i regretted my choice of a trenchcoat as attire. I also regretted being naked underneath it, it sort of put across the wrong idea.
Dispite my continued cries of "don't tread on me!" and "I know my rights motherfucker!" the police continued to haul me into their police car.
While i was in the back of the police car i wondered where we had gone so wrong. When had we got to the point that the young generations felt that it wasn't up to them to pay for our energy generating resources? It might have something to do with the fact that everyone under 18 don't get to vote on policies that will affect them. Or, more plausibly they are all communists who wish to abolish private property.
I might have something to do with the fact they have no money with which to buy them. Although it is not suprising filthy communists don't have the financial sense to actually have enough money.
It might be the fact that the National Party know that asset sales is unpopular and the majority of people in New Zealand don't agree with it. But if that were true then National wouldn't have its 49% majority in parliament
Thats when the police hauled me out. I was back home. "Sunnybrooks Asylum"
"Back where you belong you strange strange creature" the policeman said as the orderlies took me away.
"Don't tread on me motherfucker!"
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