Just sayin...

A skateboarder is coming towards you.
He is moving much quicker than you  and his body is leaning right. He hasnt started turning yet what do you do?
A. Do nothing
B. Move out of his way.
C. Move into his way.
D. All of the above.

The correct answer is A. It is always fucking A. I cannot move past you if you move in ways that defy my comprehension. Just keep walking dont worry. I will not ever hit you. I have never hit someone but i become dangerously close to doing so if you start trying to figure out where i am going to go.
I understand that if you are a B person you want to do whats best for you and me. give me more space thats cool thanks for that but unless there are people blocking the whole path chances are i don't need it.
I literally only take the space a person would if I was walking past. I  dont really mind Bs they are pretty cool cats. It is really really funny when people give me the whole footpath to go past. i've had two people actually walk on the road while i went past.
Chill out folks.
Cs are just endlessly frustrating. Often this happens when i am coming behind you and you move to get out of my way
WITHOUT LOOKING BEHIND YOU.
How....? Like.. i just don't even comprehend what is going through the head of this person. Do you cross roads without looking? Do look to see whether a toilet is occupied before going in? do you look while you shave nuts or do you enjoy a ballsack that resembles a plucked and butchered chicken?
This makes no goddamn sense.
But D.
You might have thought D was a joke option but oh, it is not.
A skateboarder is in the distance about 100-150 metres away. There is no one else on the footpath. Moving out of the way of the skateboarder passes your mind. but you think you will wait for a second and just do what you were doing.
Walking straight.
All of a sudden he's near well his body is leaning right and he is pointing with both hands to the right. as he starts to turn you realise he must mean he wants you to go right because he is a dickhead who orders people around the pavement.
You move right.
He scowls and pulls left.
Now is your chance. Move left immediately! There isn't much time to block him!
Hes moving right! Take one step to the right but actually move left! Good. now you are anticipating what the boarder will do!
I swear to god i wish everyone who does this tried the same in traffic.

As you can tell i had a few annoyances today.

In other news Colorado and Washington legalised Cannabis.
When i was told i didn't even know what to think. It was sort of weird. i didn't feel anything. I knew it was going to happen sometime, that it was only a matter of time but i dunno... perhaps it hasn't hit me yet.
What i was really really happy with in regards to this was that this will pave the way for latin america to legalise and greatly diminish the profits of the cartels. So many lives will be saved. This really is a pretty awesome milestone.
Oh also Obama won. Who would've seen that coming eh?
Also in the same genre of story this is the funniest shit ever
http://therealnews.com/t2/component/hwdvideoshare/?task=viewvideo&video_id=74939

I signed one person up to the wilderness society.
I have a few pitches that i use to stop people.
The first i thought up was
" if you had a hundred year old tree how much would you sell it for?"
(answer)
"how does 6 bucks sound to you? reasonable?"
(answer)
"because thats how much the australian government sells it for"
and then go into the whole spiel.
Another is
"I like to poison the rivers in my spare time do you think the government should subsidise me?"
But lately i've realised that most people don't even hear what i say the first time i say it and i need to keep it simple so today i was saying
"do you know what trees are?"
It was james' idea. The absurdity of the question either gets people to stop or makes them laugh which keeps me happy which makes me better at my job.

Yeah. Not alot happened today. I just wanted to say what was on my mind.
Seeya dudelbugs